Mine.

9th October 2014

Video reblogged from my life has been nothing less than interesting with 400,810 notes

ridge:

nooneslife:

mad-man-with-a-scarf:

shavingryansprivates:

this is my favorite video of all time bar none

I cannot stop laughing. 

I’m cry

it’s back

9th October 2014

Photo reblogged from Mama Macabre with 46 notes

20th September 2014

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Cuz…


I would say I’m sorry
If I thought that it would change your mind
But I know that this time
I’ve said too much
Been too unkind

I try to laugh about it
Cover it all up with lies
I try and
Laugh about it
Hiding the tears in my eyes
‘cause boys don’t cry
Boys don’t cry

I would break down at your feet
And beg forgiveness
Plead with you
But I know that
It’s too late
And now there’s nothing I can do

So I try to laugh about it
Cover it all up with lies
I try to
laugh about it
Hiding the tears in my eyes
‘cause boys don’t cry

I would tell you
That I loved you
If I thought that you would stay
But I know that it’s no use
That you’ve already
Gone away

Misjudged your limits
Pushed you too far
Took you for granted
I thought that you needed me more

Now I would do most anything
To get you back by my side
But I just
Keep on laughing
Hiding the tears in my eyes
‘cause boys don’t cry
Boys don’t cry
Boys don’t cry

17th September 2014

Photo reblogged from Sunshine and Bunnies! with 138 notes

*snort*

*snort*

17th September 2014

Photo reblogged from Sunshine Alexandria with 80,908 notes

behindgoldenneyes:

Beautiful.

Gorgeous! Like a Pinto! So rad :)

behindgoldenneyes:

Beautiful.

Gorgeous! Like a Pinto! So rad :)

Source: nbga

16th September 2014

Photo reblogged from The soul is bone with 490 notes

malformalady:

What appears to be black tomatoes are actually called the ‘Indigo Rose’ and was cultivated by breeding red and purple tomato plants. The new tomato starts out as a normal green fruit, but ripens to a jet-black colour. Scientists in the US bred purple tomatoes contained anthocyanin, an antioxidant said to help fight diabetes and obesity, with normal red varieties.
Photo credit: indusperu

It looks like a gigantic deadly nightshade.

malformalady:

What appears to be black tomatoes are actually called the ‘Indigo Rose’ and was cultivated by breeding red and purple tomato plants. The new tomato starts out as a normal green fruit, but ripens to a jet-black colour. Scientists in the US bred purple tomatoes contained anthocyanin, an antioxidant said to help fight diabetes and obesity, with normal red varieties.

Photo credit: indusperu

It looks like a gigantic deadly nightshade.

12th September 2014

Photo reblogged from Sunshine Alexandria with 4 notes

behindgoldenneyes:

Zaelii hopeful Suicide

This is MY little girl! <3 you bumpkin!

behindgoldenneyes:

Zaelii hopeful Suicide

This is MY little girl! <3 you bumpkin!

8th September 2014

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I have stupid friends.

Not much in the world bothers me more, than friends who propagate untruths. I have several friends who will repost anything that seems like it might be interesting, no matter how untrue it is. I have corrected and corrected them, and asked them kindly to stop posting things without first verifying the facts. They don’t care. Willful ignorance is the only sin that exists, and it is the only thing that a person can do to end my respect for them. it’s sad. I don’t like losing friends like that, but its just something that I can’t look past. I smile, and wave as I walk past, and I’ll have a conversation with these people, but I put no effort into knowing them any more deeply. I have no desire to learn anything about a person who is willfully ignorant.

4th September 2014

Photo reblogged from my life has been nothing less than interesting with 885,927 notes

fauxboy:

starshinethecat1:

xxgoldie12xx:

the-winchesters-in-221b:

2ollux-2hip2-2tuff:

davespritedave:

hoechlolly:

tehwhovianhufflepuff:

imagine-tenthousand:


mockinggrass:


Go big or go home 


So I tried to recreate this, because I knew the responses would be different, and consequently realized that it’s either extremely old or faked, as Cleverbot auto-capitalizes and auto-punctuates your sentences for you if you do not. Oh well.
In light of that fact, here’s my go at cybersexing Cleverbot.



So I decided to try it

alrighty, let’s go one more step





i’M ACTUALLY CRYING.

THAT ESCALATED QUICKLY


Story of my life


that’s a first.

I LAUGHED HARDER THEN I HOULD HAVE AND I WAS IN PUBLIC

I wasn’t gonna reblog this but I lost it at the last one

User: *takes off shirt*.Cleverbot: *socks are taken off*.User: *takes off pants*.Cleverbot: *can you take off your socks?User: *takes off socks*.Cleverbot: *socks are taken off*.User: *lies down on the bed*.Cleverbot: *kisses more*.User: *fondles cleverbot*.Cleverbot: *dives unserwater^£%.User: *goes down on cleverbot*.Cleverbot: *laughs next to you*.User: *feels stupid*.Cleverbot: *laughs harder*.

fauxboy:

starshinethecat1:

xxgoldie12xx:

the-winchesters-in-221b:

2ollux-2hip2-2tuff:

davespritedave:

hoechlolly:

tehwhovianhufflepuff:

imagine-tenthousand:

mockinggrass:

Go big or go home 

So I tried to recreate this, because I knew the responses would be different, and consequently realized that it’s either extremely old or faked, as Cleverbot auto-capitalizes and auto-punctuates your sentences for you if you do not. Oh well.

In light of that fact, here’s my go at cybersexing Cleverbot.

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So I decided to try it

image

alrighty, let’s go one more step

image

image

image

i’M ACTUALLY CRYING.

image

THAT ESCALATED QUICKLY

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Story of my life

image

that’s a first.

I LAUGHED HARDER THEN I HOULD HAVE AND I WAS IN PUBLIC

I wasn’t gonna reblog this but I lost it at the last one

User: *takes off shirt*.

Cleverbot: *socks are taken off*.

User: *takes off pants*.

Cleverbot: *can you take off your socks?

User: *takes off socks*.

Cleverbot: *socks are taken off*.

User: *lies down on the bed*.

Cleverbot: *kisses more*.

User: *fondles cleverbot*.

Cleverbot: *dives unserwater^£%.

User: *goes down on cleverbot*.

Cleverbot: *laughs next to you*.

User: *feels stupid*.

Cleverbot: *laughs harder*.

Source: mockinggrass

4th September 2014

Photoset reblogged from my life has been nothing less than interesting with 293 notes

fatbottompurls:

crochetmelovely:

*Drool*

oh mother of all that is good and right. I am lusting after these yarns.

Source: rindimato